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Things I would do to get an orange

May 29, 2012

I was eating an orange yesterday and a thought occurred to me: of all the things I would miss most in a zombie apocalypse, oranges would be at the top of the list. These are the things I think about during the day.

Of course, if we’re being realistic, there is no chance of a zombie apocalypse totally wiping out my ability to get oranges. I would certainly create my own army almost immediately and we would be sure to round up any oranges that we could find. This would tide me over for a little while.

Eventually we could make our way south in the kind of caravan built for a warlord like myself, and we could wrest control of a number of orange groves from whatever small band of people might think to control them.That would be the plan anyway.

I really like oranges…

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Matt permalink
    May 29, 2012 5:20 pm

    When I started reading that second paragraph, I thought you were going to say something stupid and ridiculous like “A zombie apocalypse is never going to happen.” Sorry for doubting you.

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