I took my daughter to the park and I learned a few things

First, they don’t make parks like they used to anymore. By which I mean parks were crap when I was a kid and today they are awesome.

Second, any child over the age of three is far more interested in climbing up slides than sliding down them. This is because doing so is much more fun. That’s science.

Third, I can still – even at 32 years old – jump off a swing and land gracefully (if by gracefully one means painfully).