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Republicans rally against the “Obamastroid”

February 2, 2011

Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth

From the Onion:

In a strong rebuke of President Obama and his domestic agenda, all 242 House Republicans voted Wednesday to repeal the Asteroid Destruction and American Preservation Act, which was signed into law last year to destroy the immense asteroid currently hurtling toward Earth.

Said President Obama:

“While I recognize that intelligent minds may disagree on this issue, I believe we have an obligation to prevent our citizens from having their flesh seared off in a global firestorm that transforms our planet into a broiling molten wasteland,” Obama added. “I think Americans deserve better.”

I agree, Mr. President. I agree…

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