I fell asleep during tonight’s Yankee game, but I didn’t miss much

If I were to pitch against the Yankees tomorrow, I think I would win. You know why? Because I would be a pitcher they’ve never faced before, and they can’t beat pitchers they’ve never faced before. I have no stats to back this up except all the games I’ve seen over the years in which the Yankees were beaten by nobodies. Managers of other teams should just bring up kids from the minor leagues all the time – the Yankees would never win…